Local Man Arrested for Excessive Jar-Placing

Hamsterdam Hill police arrested Rodney Flaberjam, 34, at 4:48 AM Tuesday after he had placed over 200,000 glasses all over town, filling many of the town's roads. "You can arrest me, but that won't stop them. The Jars will soon rule this land!" Flaberjam reportedly screamed at the time of arrest. Flaberjam, a well known local rock polisher, wriggled away from police custody before being quickly subdued, albeit not before Flaberjam got a decent mouthful of Officer Jamesom's left buttcheek. Officer Jamesom was not seriously injured in the incident. 

Chief Investigator Javier Mordelano, 47, is puzzled at how Flaberjam was able to place so many glasses. "I mean it's quite literally not possible that he placed so many so quickly. He told us he started around 8pm. He would have had to average 22,727 glasses an hour, or 6.3 per second. He must have had help."

JamJars, the most famous militant jam group in the area, has neither confirmed nor denied their involvement in the incident. Shortly following Flaberjam's arrest, JamJar's enigmatic and mysterious leader, Mr. Pickles, was spotted in Ham Hill Town square, yelling to no one in particular. "You have always underestimated jars, and have no concept of their true power. You naive fools will atone for your crimes against jarhood. You will all pay!" When approached for an official comment on the matter, Pickles took off at a sprint, leaving behind only a note. The note reportedly said "Jam it up, Jam jam it up, with JamJars!," with the inscription "new hit song" above it.