Aliens Open Shop on Outskirts of Town

Local Martian XR-83W's Thingamabobs and Things has become the most profitable store in town barely one week after opening on the outskirts of West Hamsterdam Hill.

XR-83W's feat is made more impressive by the fact that he, like all Martians, exists only in the fifth and sixth dimensions. The practical challenge of which being he must run his shop through a series of mirrors, and even then he is only visible to humans for a few seconds each day. 

"I think I saw him! I'll put some money down here on the floor, he'll know what that means." local pot jumper Terry Erickson, 33, gleefully explained after catching a fleeting glimpse of one of the aliens.

Upon entering, Thingamabobs and Things appears entirely empty except for what customers describe as "air sillies."

"When you walk in, you immediately get this sense of euphoria, that everything is going to be all right. And then you leave a bunch of money on the floor. I left my car in there yesterday." Local milk technician Jake Bortal, 44, said of the new landmark.

Store owner XR-83W was asked to comment on this story, but as he can only communicate through time itself, his response will not be known until next Tuesday at 8:47PMET. Even then his response may not be understood, as Martian language consists only of faint clicking sounds and some amount of condensation on a bottle of milk.