Mr. Snuggles Birthday Bash Violence

Mr. Snuggles the Cat's birthday party last night attracted four partygoers, three vagrants, two people so high they’re not sure where they are, and a man singing uncontrollably. Fire units were dispatched to smother the cat only after 47 renditions of 'Mary had a little lamb', sang at various stages of drunkenness by Mr. Snuggles. As of press time Mr. Snuggles considered the party "his greatest moment" and thanked the vagrants for "using the litter box, at least most of the time". 

-Gorm Radnog Reporting