How To: Fly an Aircraft

You'll need: 

1. The amount of beer that would get a medium size moose fairly drunk
2. A barrel of cheese whiz
3. Fourteen ancient birds

Let's get started!

1. Remove all orbs from your house. 
2. If you can't find all of the orbs, they are likely hiding.
3. You'll have to smoke 'em out. 
4. What are you waiting for? Get smoking Smoky!
5. I'm sorry that was mean calling you Smoky. 
6. The orbs will run into your arms and you'll be all set with that. 
7. Find an airplane, and locate any evil rabbits that may be living inside of it. 
8. Swindle those rabbits for all they're worth. 
9. Remember they are evil so it's OK. 
10. Hop into the cockpit of the airplane, and start the throttle. 
11. Turn it to eleven. 
12. Eleven seems a bit much actually in hindsight. 
13. Turn it to whatever level seems right to you. 
14. This is really all on you now buddy. 
15. I think you probably should have put on goggles already at this point. Oops. Sorry about that. 
16. Can you see without goggles? Probably not too well huh. 
17. I would evacuate the vehicle, if I were you. 
18. Look for a soft patch on the ground, preferably one that is a bed. 
19. ............Couldn't find any beds? I'm sure the ground isn't as hard as it looks.
20. Let me know how it goes!