How To: Write a New Song

Ingredients list: 

1. A corpse (or two, three is TOO MANY)
2. A corpse (did I mention that one? Make sure you get one of those)

Let's get writing! Everyone these days thinks they can write a song, just like my Dad said he knew how to raise a son. But we know how that went. 

1. Take the corpse out of storage.
2. Make sure it's dead.
3. Bring it back to life.
4. Warm up some pizza.
5. Complete a 1,000 piece puzzle with your newly reanimated friend. 
6. Let him borrow the car tonight (please just this once?? Dana is having a party and her parents will DEFINITELY be there, I promise!)
7. Show up at Dana's unexpectedly. 
8. March up to the stereo, haughty and with great purpose, and turn it off before yelling, "You're all in big trouble now!"
9. Drive your newly reanimated friend home in stony silence. 
10. Yell "Michael, please, I just want to talk -----" before being interrupted by a slamming door. 
11. Try knocking on the locked door several times, only hearing "Leave me alone! I hate you!", amid his Nirvana vinyl turned up full blast.
12. Finish the puzzle by yourself, sighing and looking into the middle distance as sappy music plays.