How To: Make Tiger Waste and Why Art Ester is Terrible by George Winston

Hey there how-toers! Were back again with some of the best DIY advice this deranged hamlet has ever seen. I'm sorry, I meant THE BEST DIY advice you can receive, certainly better than Art Ester's conceited tripe. Today we are going to talk tiger waste; A lovely little libation that I stumbled upon during my time managing an underground cat-fighting operation. Well, several underground cat-fighting operations, If we're being honest, but we're not here to talk about me. We're here to talk of the soulless husk that is Art Ester, and the utter uselessness of his how-to advice. Big ole GW here don't steer you wrong. Unless I'm steering a car off the road into that puppy-killer Ester's house, and maybe I'm throwing in some donuts, messing up his yard real bad. Anyway, here's a drink recipe. 

1. Take 1 gallon of Tang
2. Shake it until you are nauseous
3. Discuss social media and the impact on human behavior. It's just a worthwhile discussion I feel you should have. 
4. Purchase a book.
5. Read the book, you putrid, useless twat. You know they used to have these things that were like movies or tv shows, only they were written on paper and the story unfolded in your head, like some magnificent, boundless universe. Well you don't give a shit about that do you, because oh look the big bang theory is on at 730 and 8pm today. Better watch that instead. You dumb, horrific pile of animal parts. 
6. I'm going to go scream at something until I pass out.