How To : Make A Sloppy Sailor with Art Ester

Part 78 In a Long Running Series

Hey there friends, I see you are all eager for another lesson from your favorite DIYer, the fan mail was overwhelming this week! Well really just the one letter, and it was not nice. But at least you know you're making a difference! Anyway, today's lesson is for my favorite summer drink, and I'm sure many of yours, the sloppy sailor. Start by:

1. Taking 2 oz of gin, and pouring it down a gorilla's back. Either gender of gorilla is fine.

2. Put the gin in a glass and give it a kiss.

3. Shout at it until you are quite exhausted.

4. Do not answer when the neighbors call.

5. Go upstairs and take a nap, you really need to get your life together.