Weird Smell Coming From Somewhere

At 3:42 PM local time, Edgar Rothstein, 11, noticed that there is a weird smell coming from somewhere, and someone should "probably do something about it, Mommy." Mrs. Rothstein, sometimes referred to as "Mommy", has been spotted around town in recent weeks. Dozens of eyewitnesses reported her stealing half eaten sandwiches from people's hands and running away screaming, "free sandwich! free sandwich for sale! only $3!", before getting into shouting matches with the nearest fire hydrant. " You damned nefarious creatures! Hiding all of our water for your devil-lairs!". One eyewitness, Deborah Haverford, 67, remarked, "I don't know why everyone is so upset. There's an overwhelming amount of sandwiches in this town. I think we need more heroes like her. Why if I still had my eyes I would be doing some of the same fine work she is."