Local Man Accused of Starting Goat - Dating Ring

Local Otter Farmer and General Manager Angel Hernandez, 32, was caught trying to have 2 goats mate each other against their will this past weekend. Local officials found Hernandez had set out a romantic dinner for two behind his shack along with a little area for himself, to watch. When interviewed about the radio device found nearby, Hernandez responded it was so "I could give some advice to the boy goat henry during his date, cuz he's not always the smoothest at these sort of things." Hernandez was detained but shortly released after officials realized what he did was technically not against the law. Police did advise the local man to "probably look into some other hobbies".